Rules For Horror Movies

Rule #1 NEVER INVESTIGATE
Rule #2 The Bad Guy is never dead
Rule #3 Don't go into the basement
Rule #4 Don't go into the attic
Rule #5 Don't go into the bathroom
Rule #6 Don't go into the bedroom
Rule #7 Don't go into the woods -
Rule #8 But don't stay inside the house
Rule #9 If a door gets opened for more than 2 seconds, the Bad Guy is going to be standing right behind it when it gets closed again.
Rule #10 When the Good Guy breathes a sigh of relief, the Bad Guy is about to get him.
Rule #11 If the Good Guy is looking in a mirror and looks down, when he looks back up the Bad Guy will be right behind him.
Rule #12 The Bad Guy can move toward the camera faster than you think.
Rule #13 Creepy music = Bad Guy, either while it's playing or right after it's stopped & you relax.